hi. 20. originate from long island. currently a junior in cah-ledge. i like making new friends. feel free to follow.

22nd July 2014

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rarely ever the person to text someone first

19th July 2014

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fucking morons.

17th July 2014

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”

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17th July 2014

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kingcheddarxvii:

I wanna say “free him” but no. this butt-sniffer’s gotta think about the consequences of his actions

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17th July 2014

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do u ever start being friends with someone

and then u get to know them 

and its like

no wait 

i dont actually like you

can we stop this friendship thing we have going on

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17th July 2014

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tumblr is on fucking point right now

17th July 2014

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

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17th July 2014

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cyllage:

This is what I logged into today because I didn’t play for like 24 hours

cyllage:

This is what I logged into today because I didn’t play for like 24 hours

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17th July 2014

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  • north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
  • north american education system: COLLEGE
  • north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
  • north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
  • north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE

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17th July 2014

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egberts:

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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i made this post over a year ago, and now, in hindsight, i would like to STRONGLY advise against mailing poop to your friend. 

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