whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
yes hello we are open good morning
A fit and well-dressed old man tried to flirt with a young woman in jogging clothes across the aisle. When she was unimpressed with his workout talk, he apologized for bothering her and was silent for a minute. Then he quietly reached up to grab the bar, and then he did a pull-up, and then he threw up on his shirt on the way back down.
why live anywhere else, honestly
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